Friday, November 22, 2002

(Playing Taboo)
Gina: Girls have a lot of these....
Marc: Periods!

Gina: Jilli likes to Swiffer when there's a lot of this...
Meera: Dirt!!!
Gina: YES!!

Thursday, November 21, 2002

(eating dinner)
Marc: Hi! (waves to person walking behind Ro)
Rocio: Hi! (waves to same person) Wait. I don't know you.

(Gina, Jilli and Marc are having a discussion about the NYC subway system)
Gina: I like talking about the trains. Are you from the city?
Thach: No, I'm from Pennsylvania.
Gina: Oh. I like talking about this stuff.
(They continue having their discussion)
Gina: (to Thach's friend) Are you from the city? You seem like a city person.
Thach's friend: I'm from China.
Gina: Oh. And I'm usually so good about these things.
(Gina is going to sleep and she reaches behind her to get her bunny)
Gina: Bunny!
Rocio: It's nice to cuddle with stuffed animals.
Gina: Yeah.
Rocio: Oh, Jon's coming.
Gina and Rocio: Not that he's a stuffed animal.
Gina: *bounchickawowow*
Rocio: Hey, what did you mean by that?
Gina: What did you think I meant by that?
Rocio: *bounchickawowow* yourself!
Gina: *bounchickawowow* myself?
Rocio: Not like that!

Eri: So girls, what are we going to do today?
Gina: Are you talking to your boobies?
Eri and Rocio: WHAT?
Gina: I thought she was saying that to her boobies. "So girls, what are we going to do today?"

Eri: I should call my brother.
Gina: Did you just say to Ro "Is my bra there?"

Eri: We had to go around at Christian Fellowship and say something we'd never done before and wanted to do and I said skiing and Laura burst out laughing.
Rocio: I want to go skiing. I've never gone because I've been scared.
Laura (from the other end of the table): What??!!
Rocio: Everyone's scared the first time. No, that sounded dirty...
Eri: Ahh, you like it now, boy!
Rocio: We should all go skiing together. It would be so much fun.
Gina: What do you mean!
Rocio: No, I don't mean it that way!

Wednesday, November 20, 2002

Gina: What if your parents were porn stars?
Meera: Their kids would be so messed up.
Rocio: Maybe they wouldn't know.
Meera: There'd be some kid saying "I saw your mom in a movie"
Rocio: And her name is Sparkles.
Meera: Or Sprinkles.
Rocio: (makes face) Ha. Sparkles Bigstaff. Or Sparkles Biggerstaff. Or Sparkles HUGEstaff!
Gina: Why don't you just call him Mr. Penisman.
Eri: That's what I was going to say - just call him Mr. Bigpenis if you're going to be so blunt.

Eri: If I find someone named Mr. Potter I can marry him and be Eri Potter.

Tuesday, November 19, 2002

Gina: (referring to her stuffed animals) I'm going to name them "Bigger" and "Staff"
Rocio: It's better than Tinystaff
Gina: One can be "Staff" and one can be "Wood"
Rocio: It sounds like a porn name, Biggerstaff.
Gina: Maybe he changed his name.
Rocio: To be a porn star?
Gina: No, to be more of a heart-throb.
Rocio: A throbbing staff.

Gina: It's Lenore (pointing to drawing)
Laura: I don't know Lenore.
Gina: You've never seen Lenore? Mayday, Mayday!!! (gets up to get comic books)
Rocio: Did you just say "Mayday, Mayday?"
Eri: Yeah, she said "Mating, Mating"
Gina: Mayday!
Eri: I thought she said Mating and I was like, why??

The Aikido Chant:
I kido
You kido
We all kido
For AIKIDO!!!

Monday, November 18, 2002

Marc: Did you finish your drama essay yeah?
Eri: I have four and a half pages!!
Marc: Yeah, but is it any good?

Gina: What if someone watched porn just for the music?
Rocio: That's like saying "I read Playboy for the articles"
Gina: Yeah, I know, but just imagine.
Marc: LIke, what if Mozart composed porn music? People would watch porn just to hear it.
Rocio: Except Mozart is dead.
Marc: Oh, that's a problem.
Marc: (bounces from side to side) What if life were a tv show and there were puppets - and they all bounced like this. "Hi, Dirk, wanna go to the movies?" -- Cause his name is Dirk.

Laura: Let's go to the retreat.
Marc: Let's retreat.
Rocio: I bought chocolate milk and white milk...wait, I mean regular milk.
Marc: White milk? Isn't that just...regular milk...milk?
Rocio: But isn't it white milk?
Marc: It's milk!
Rocio: But it's white. There's white chocolate, so isn't there white milk?
Laura: But white chocolate is chocolate that's white.
Rocio: But it's white! What else would you call it?
Marc: MILK!
Laura: This is like something in Chinese Philosophy. A white horse isn't a horse.
Marc: What?
Laura: Because (blah, blah, insert Philosophical doodah here)
Marc: Does that apply to white cows too?
Rocio and Marc: Maybe there are chocolate cows!

Sunday, November 17, 2002

I'm a chocolate frog tooooooo...!!!! Isn't that awesome!

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(sound file Eri and I were listening to on a loop)
Oliver Wood "But you are a seeker. The only thing I want you to worry about is this: the Golden Snitch. Ahh, you like it now. Just wait, it's wicked fast and damn-near impossible to see."
Harry Potter "What do I do with it?"
Oliver Wood "You catch it, before the other team's seeker. You catch this, the game is over. You catch this Potter, and we win."

(reciting along with Oliver Wood)
Eri: It's wicked fast!
Rocio: Ahh, you like it now! Just wait!
Eri: (glances up from book)
Rocio: Ah, did that sound dirty?
Eri: (with emphasis) Ahh, you like it now!
Rocio: Oh no...

We kept listening to it over and over again and every time it kept sounding dirtier and dirtier...

Eri: I may be biased, but when girls talk about hot guys, it's so much more innocent than when guys talk about hot girls.
Rocio: Yeah, I know. We don't say "Oh, I want to get in those pants"
Eri: Yeah, exactly. I mean, I say that I want to do Oliver Wood, but I don't really mean it.
("Ahh, you like it now comes up on the recording)
Rocio: Ahh, you like it now. I wonder if he says that when you when you get in his pants.
Eri: Why don't we go find out?

Laura: He's mine!
Eri: No, he's mine. (writes it on dry-erase board)
Rocio: Well, he can't be mine.
Eri: Rocio already has a man.
Laura: You do?
Rocio: (gives her a look)
Laura: Oh right.